View Full Version : Who will fare better when TSHTF, fat people or skinny people?
hypoxic
11-30-2009, 11:42 PM
I fear the fat will have the advantage, because they'll get hungry first and will set cunning deadfall traps for the Skinny People, and when they catch one they will eat the skinny person, ALIVE!!! :eek:
randommosaic
12-01-2009, 01:54 AM
I could almost fit into either catagory now, but I have to go with rule 1. cardio. I could outrun a mob of tubbies with my wife on my back.
randommosaic
12-01-2009, 06:17 AM
And there's their adiction to grease and lard to be exploited
:mcds:
Nomad
12-01-2009, 08:16 AM
I could almost fit into either catagory now, but I have to go with rule 1. cardio. I could outrun a mob of tubbies with my wife on my back.
I fucking hate to agree with Hypo, but he's right. You might outrun the fat person, but you won't outsmart him. Besides, if I get hungry enough, can you outrun .223?
randommosaic
12-01-2009, 09:28 AM
Civilian m16? Accurate enough, but I'm a smaller target than your average lard eater( at least at the moment) and I'm a fair hand with a rifle as well.
But most importantly, my weight has been known to shift , meaning I know a thing or two about how the robust think. I have a few strategies all ready concieved. :manups:
Tanizaki
12-01-2009, 11:59 AM
I fucking hate to agree with Hypo, but he's right. You might outrun the fat person, but you won't outsmart him. Besides, if I get hungry enough, can you outrun .223?
If they are so smart, why are they fat?
Tanizaki
12-01-2009, 12:00 PM
Civilian m16? Accurate enough, but I'm a smaller target than your average lard eater( at least at the moment) and I'm a fair hand with a rifle as well.
So are most targets facing the business end of an M16 or its clones.
randommosaic
12-01-2009, 05:32 PM
So plan A was find an elevated vantage point over looking the fatties natural habitat and then cover the ground near by with :mcds: then pick them off as they come to graze,
All you hunters know this as a feeder
Nomad
12-01-2009, 05:44 PM
If they are so smart, why are they fat?
Sufficient earnings to eat well.
In the PI, the chicks dig fat guys, cause if they're wealthy enough to be fat, they're wealthy enough to support some good pussy.
God bless the Philippines.
HHRLisa
12-01-2009, 09:53 PM
i dont think this is fair.. most fat people will be to lazy to go look for anything
randommosaic
12-02-2009, 12:22 AM
If natural disaster movies have taught us anything it's that the outspoken fat people are the first to go
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