This member is a veteran, son. Thick and thin, noobs and queers, this member has stuck around. Don't expect a 1-up on this one, you don't have the pull, kid. So show some respect, grasshopper.

This user has altered the history of AMB in some way. Whether it be for better or worse, it was significant.

This member is a Flame Master. Want to rumble? Bend over, and spread cheeks accordingly. You're about to get an ass-pillaging, like no other. This member's fury is the one you should never have stirred. Prepare to be scorched to the third degree. Bitch.

This user instills constant laughter in their posts. Even when faced with the darkest of subjects, this user can find humor. At a funeral, this is the person who has everyone giggling.

Arr matey! Pull up a yank, grab a gin, and I'll tell ya a tale!

These members has been mushroom stamped. You best keep your distance or you may find yourself infected. Don't even think about licking them!

These members are known to frequent GAT or GATu. Their dedication to AMB is commendable but their visitation of these other sites is frowned upon.

This user is a criminal and a drug user. They also probably have bad taste in music and are very unproductive in life.

These members are the type of person you'd like to snuggle up against on a cold winter night. The urge to rest your head on their belly is impossible to resist in the presence of these user.

This user is an expert in cars. He has the knowledge of a thousand mechanics and is often seen on message boards dedicated to cars and run by Asians.

This user is a former member of theRanter and came to AMB after it's demise. Establishing a new home at AMB, these users are to be commended for their excellent taste in messageboards.

For demonstrating uncanny sleuthing ability.

This member is female and should be regarded with caution as no female is to be trusted. She is likely to be sweet one moment and then ready for blood the next. Proceed with caution.

This person knows the history of the Internet and all of its users dating back to the 16th Century. They have the memory of an elephant and can recall obscure events from 1982 within nanoseconds. Don't do anything stupid around this person because it will be remembered forever.