The Addy and Gabe Show

#89

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#88

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McCain was born before the states were united. Gabe was going to vote for Obama, until the break dancers showed up. Obama sounds like The Rock. A caller voted for the AIDS party. Gabe voted for the prohibition party. (Go look at www.prohibition.org for some laughs.) Text message from the Obama campaign says “Obama is dead…. dead tired of John McCain trying to rig this election!” Those wacky darkies. If McCain loses, he is going to let fly with the N-word, then die on stage. Gabe likes to think of Obama as half white. Addy pronounces the S in Illinois and still fails to pronounce the L in wolf… how cute. Break time! Addy’s leftover Halloween candy tastes salty. Damon calls to bust balls and be paranoid. Addy says that no matter who gets elected, your life will most likely not change, especially if you are as rich as him. Gabe advises McCain to put on his black-face makeup. Gabe loves pirated Fallout 3 (aka the future). Gabe wants the other shows on NHB to play Press Your Luck.

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Danni is attempting to enable Gabe’s cookies. Danni is a Mac user so the guys feel the need to talk slower to her. After a riveting introduction, the show abruptly cuts off after 30 minutes.

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Tom is back and he is ready to… press his luck! Gabe reminds us why the American health insurance system is bad. Will Addy and Gabe get fired soon? Tune in to next week’s The Gabe Show to find out. Time to play Guess the Race… the game that is not as black as you think!

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Addy rants for 30 minutes.

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Gabe is wrong. Farts are funny at any age, in moderation. Obama sounds like The Rock. McCain sounds really old. Everyone is waiting for McCain to drop the N-bomb. If McCain was a real hero, he’d have killed himself instead of getting caught. Liam calls to challenge Gabe to Mortal Kombat when he is in studio at the end of the month. Time to guess why Tom is pissed at Addy! Addy did a bad, bad thing, and the worst part is that he has no remorse. Let the rationalization begin! The only consolation is that women are all whores. Time for a break so Addy can go to his room and think about what he did. McCain sounds tired and old. Time for the teletype… bacon bomb… blind man driving… Danni has moved in with Gabe. To our friend Tom… we hardly knew yee.

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Gabe’s new beard is menacing. He is ready to host The Family Feud. Bacon and Tits, this way. Bow chica bow! Addy had his penis swabbed. “I prefer a man,” he says. Any guy listening to this conversation is grabbing himself in disgust. Addy and Gabe mispronounce “Palin”. McCain and Dole used to go Dinosaur riding. Barack hates black people. Time for loud sounds, then back for lung butter. Bacon goes with everything. At the demolition derby, they have rednecks that love meaningless authority and teenage MILFs. Addy attempts to ironically give sex advice. Gabe says we should shoot teenagers that have babies. The show cuts off mid-sentence. Tune in next week to see who got shot.

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Gabe sings gayly for yee. Time to geek out with Star Wars trivia. We are still waiting for our free www.rapemail.com accounts. No dash needed. Let folks make their own decisions on that. What would happen if NPR featured the N-word and skull fornication? Gabe shows his helmet to everyone. We take a moment to pray for Super E and his anus. Welcome to Poop Talk. Today’s topic: What is a hemorrhoid? “Abortion is like… man’s gift to man,” attests Gabe. The topic somehow turns to Addy’s child support payments and how one cannot trust a woman. The show has a moment of irony when Addy tries to convince Gabe that condoms do not break. Take a break, gentlemen. “I am god.” Time to get sexy time with Gabe’s beard and his mic. C-word time: 1:29:00. Gabe would like to anally rape Sarah Palin. (Who wouldn’t, right?) The Haven most likely smells quite bad. Sing us out Gabe!

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Featured songs:

•  Knees for Nicotine
• All the Characters in the Know
• Cog in the Marketplace
•  Stroke Books

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